15 Funny Chocolate Quotes to Celebrate National Chocolate Day

National Chocolate Day falls on October 28 this year, it’s a day to remind us of how much chocolate has been giving us, from enhancing our health to boosting our mood. Below is a list of dark chocolate benefits and some funny chocolate quotes for you to enjoy:

Dark chocolate’s benefits

1. Improves blood flow

2. Helps prevent stroke

3. Aides against diabetes

4. Reduces cholesterol

5. Encourages weight loss by reducing appetite

6. Improves brain function

7. Reduces stress

8. Helps prevent depression

9. Fights aging

10. Protects the skin from dangerous UV rays

11. Boosts libido

12. Boosts immune system

Funny Chocolate Quotes

1. “Life happens, chocolate helps.”

2. “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.”

3. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." - Charles M. Schulz

4. "Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words." - Rachel Vincent

5. “Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.”

6. “When life gives you lemons... throw them back and ask for chocolate.”

7. “There's nothing better than a friend. Unless it's a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

8. “Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

9. “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.” ― Lora Brody

10. “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” ― Dave Barry

11. “May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.” ― Geraldine Solon, Chocolicious

12. “When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” ― Joan Bauer

13. “Chocolate is like my best friend and the most intense pleasure at the same time, perhaps not the most intense, but the most regular and reliable one.” ― Chloe Doutre-Roussel

14. “Wanna be always Happy? Always carry some chocolate with you ;)” ― pablo

15. “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” ― Wayne Gerard Trotman

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