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30 Definitions For Things You thought You Know








1- Calories (noun): Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.








2- Vegetarian (noun): Latin phrase, original meaning: “really bad hunter”.








3- Poor (adj): When you have too much month at the end of your money.







4- Feet (noun): a device used for finding Legos in the dark.






5- Eating (noun): when there is nothing else to do.




6- Reality (noun): the annoying time between sleep and internet.



7- Never mind (Phrase): you were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.








8- Secret (noun): Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.






9- K (Phrase): This conversation is now over.




10- Teacher (noun): A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.




11- Beard (noun): A food storage device found on men’s faces.





12- Irony (noun): Drawing trees on papers.





13- Willpower (noun): Getting up in the morning.





14- Tomorrow (noun): The best time to do everything you had planned for today.





15- Pharmacist (noun): A person trained just to read doctor handwriting.




16- Nutella (proper noun): The only reason to buy bread.




17- Karma (noun): When you use the last toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.





18- Winter (noun): The three-month break between a woman and her razor.







19- Cigarette (noun): A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.





20- Lecture (noun): An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.




21- Dictionary (noun): A place where success comes before work.






22- Smile (noun): A curve that can set a lot of things straight.




23- Office (noun): A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.




24- Etc (Phrase): A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



25- Experience (noun): The name men give to their mistakes.




26- Opportunist (adj): A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



27- Criminal (noun): A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.






28- Boss (noun): Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.






29- Intaxication (noun): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.





30- Slut (adj): A woman with the morals of a man.






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